she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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