I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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