No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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