My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just pynch a tree in the face
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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