You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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