If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
