its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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