I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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