Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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