OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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