just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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