I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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