i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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