My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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