do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
it's great music for shaving your balls
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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