Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
