Christians are straight up FREAKS
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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