i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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