she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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