508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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