The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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