also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well you can't waste a boner
handjob tips. give me some.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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