**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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