i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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