I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My liver just had a heart attack.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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