Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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