I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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