last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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