just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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