Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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