Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
