after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
