Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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