Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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