508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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