Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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