I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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