omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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