SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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