the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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