So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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