Pappa wants mamma naked
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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