I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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