Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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