ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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