Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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