Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
actually, I'm a sock model
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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