He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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