just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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