So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
