I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
