is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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