She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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