Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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